Crock of beans! Mule fritters! Monkey muffins! Buffalo bagels! Buffalo chips! Hot mustard! Hot sausage! Pony pucks! Beaver biscuits! Bull cookies! Pig feathers! Jumpin’ jompers! Suffern’ saddlesoap! Sufferin’ sheepdip! Great Caesar’s Ghost… Great Mother McCree… Hell bells! Busload of bushwah! Mule muffins! Road apples! Great balls of fire! Horse hockey! Pigeon pellets! Cow cookies! Great Caesar’s Salad! Horse hockey! Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy!
What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams… What in the name of Samuel Hill… What in the name of George Armstrong Custer… What in the name of Marco ‘BLESSED’ Polo… Where in the name of Carrie’s Corset… Holy hemostat!Jumping Jeosephat! What in the name of beelzibub is going on here!
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Oh man! You left out ‘donkey donuts’, my personal favourite! I read the list over twice to make sure I hadn’t missed it! I use that one all the time!
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